The oldest member at Strathmore who regularly plays in Club competitions.

"Birthday boy Parker, celebrating his 88th birthday at Strathmore after playing in the Senior June Medal. Senior Convener Phil Upperton looks as if he's making an indecent proposal to Parker but he's actually telling him that despite it being his birthday, he's been disqualified from the competition for playing the wrong format! That's not a regular occurrence as Parker is a frequent winner in the Thursday competitions."